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BREAKING NEWS: Clan Lies? - 2008/07/15 06:59
Clan is a week away(ish)... are YOU going?
Clan should be your first priority.
Nothing else in life is as important as Clan right now.
Prattle not to me of your silly "jobs" or "rent" or "families" (pah)... Clan is the be all and end all of your existence. Period.
You must go to Clan!
***THIS JUST IN***
As I am an Imperial Officer, I have clearly lied in my above post.
In addition to being an Imperial Officer, I also tend to be abrasive and temperamental... therefore I shall now reveal to you the following
EXCLUSIVE INSIDER INFORMATION:
1. Clan is NOT the number one priority in my life. Seeing Dark Knight is. But Clan is right after that. So go see Dark Knight, and then go to Clan. Yeah, I lied. What are you going to do about it? Huh?
2. In a secret meeting which the populace was unaware of, the Imperial Prime Minister (that's me) and the Imperial Monarch (Moss), completely drunk on our own power, voted and agreed upon a shocking decision.
That decision is this:
Jack Nicholson was NOT a good Joker.
Further, only people who GO TO CLAN may argue against this decision.
This decision in no way should be read as an endorsement of the late Heath Ledger's portrayal of the Joker, which we naturally have not yet had a chance to evaluate. We will render our decision upon that matter at a later date.
So, to sum up:
1. Dark Knight is my number one priority, followed by Clan.
2. Jack Nicholson, while a fine actor, was not a good Joker.
3. Tal is a big fat liar.
That is all.
(GO TO CLAN!!!)
See the Clan post you can't miss for information here: http://www.ironmountains.org/component/option,com_joomlaboard/Itemid,61/func,view/id,19845/catid,3/
DESERT WINDS FOR KINGDOM!!!
Post edited by: Talisin, at: 2008/07/28 19:09
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