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Rakis '06 Ninja Capture - 2006/07/27 23:23
To ensure the safety of the Rakis attendees this year a full on assault was launched against the vile ninjas.
These ninja had been plaguing the Rakis site ever since Arthon was spotted fully supporting ninjas at Rakis last year by becoming one himself.
these ninja were rooted in deeper than Kirschner wires,
throughout the event numerous 'near catches' occured with cellular camera phones & digital cameras;
but these bastards were damn slippery & wary of anyone that dared approach them w/out pretending they were invisible.
A strange mammal to be sure.
Well folks, the day was late and the ninja capture team was feeling weary, it was at our most dire moment, when hope was nearly lost that our prayers were answered,
for the ninja had come!
they feasted at their table unaware of our plot,
I turned to sergeant generals Forest and Jody during the feeding rituals - "look here boys, if we capture them now, they'll surely evade us - heck even if we were succesfull the masks have been removed for their grazing ceremony so it won't really count,
but if we wait, yes if we wait Clint, wait for the opportune moment after they've gorged themselves on shinobi cakes and naruto pie, they'll put their masks back on;
they'll be slow out the gate after being weighed down with sustanence, trust me and we will have our day men, we will have our day!"
and so we waited, and through surreptitious movements & strategy
(plus a few daft distractions from Eggman and Forest) we crept upon them,
in the pictures that follow you may see some disturbing images, it is recommended those viewers who have not yet realized the ninja really are harmless not view the following. For those who have witnessed first hand a ninja capture is not always the most appropriate thing for small children to observe, I myself fell victim to a viciously sharp stab to my arm by the chin of the ninja I struggled against, but I soldiered on, as did my compatriots, as will you.
Remember that ninja don't have real feelings, and thus have no basic rights regarding current & past Geneva conventions.
Do not weep for them, they've chosen their path in life, they've done this to themselves.
Last, bear in mind every ninja captured from their natural habitat and exposed for the harmless vertebrate they are results in more and more Amtgarders overcoming their own fears of ninja!
Action slays dragons my friends, overcome your fear of these ninja and begin to live your lives!
I present to you...
Ninja capture!
Dragoon
Strike First. Strike Hard. No Mercy.
Hús Vetra Skald
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