Re:Truth, or is it Lies? - 2009/07/08 15:24Oo La La. Monsieur Butler, you say such BIG words! It is obvious that you are very educated, so much that I am sure you would know how to dispose of a body, No? I know for a fact that at the time you were thought to be at you’re so called “convention” that you were absent? Monsieur where could you have been?
And as for that hussy Ms. Scarlet I am sure she was your accomplice in this endeavor who else would hide her whereabouts at every turn of a “trick” (ooh Excusez-moi, I meant of every turn of a coin)
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Re:Truth, or is it Lies? - 2009/07/12 17:20my dear gentleman/lady (although i use that term very loosely), i'm sure you must understand, even in your position as a maid, that conventions are very busy and often overscheduled. in point of fact, i was attending the silver-polish and flatware-shining seminar within said convention during the time of this alleged murder. you may check the sign-in sheet and poll the other attendees for my unshakeable alibi.
this harkens back to our navy days, in which (if i recall correctly), you were quite the efficient "personnel and indigenous persons disposal officer". you might say you were a captain of such an endeavor. you therefore understand full well how to dispose of a body and are very capable of implementing such an action.
sir/madam, you must grant that in the milieu of body disposal, professor plum is most qualified and capable. he also had a grudge against the good, departed lady jazzel, as she once told him that his cocktail was "boorish".
perhaps we should be looking at actual viable suspects, instead of shamelessly harassing the patient and innocent butler.
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Re:Truth, or is it Lies? - 2009/07/13 21:18According to the "Most Extremely Accurate and Scientific Poll, the Results of Which May Not Be Disputed (Because Polls Never Lie)", 42.9% of those surveyed thus far believe... the Butler did it!
So what's next? With the majority convinced that the Butler is guilty, can a vicious trial-by-media be far behind? With parents around the world already forming an organization to Protect! The! Children! from exposure to criminal butlers, how long until "Free the Butler" Fan Clubs will be found on street corners, armed with appropriate signage? And could a book deal be in the trash-talking, tux-wearing domestic's future?
One thing looks certain: movie-of-the-week deals will not be forthcoming. Word has it that a weekend of furious market research yielded disappointing results: focus group reaction to "The Butler did it!" has been a near-unanimous chorus of "Duh." While this does not bode well for prime-time ratings shares, Hollywood isn't quite as standoffish. Rumors are flying that Uwe Boll has expressed interest in directing a feature film, tentatively titled Bloody Tale of a Butler Alone in the Dark House of the Dead.
Meanwhile, dozens of Murder Clubs have been formed by citizens convinced that the Butler is merely a fall guy. Amateur detectives spend hours in their parents' basements attempting to clear the Butler's name and point the finger at the real culprit. Which culprit? Polls put the French Maid second on the list of suspects at 17.9% and third place has been comfortably claimed by Mrs. Peacock with 14.3%. Strangely, only one suspect is escaping attention altogether: Professor Plum has a mind-numbing zero guilty votes. Is this an oversight? Is the Professor truly innocent?
Whichever of the unlucky dinner guests (or hapless servants) has your vote, you can bet that everyone will be watching their backs until the guilty party is finally caught and poor Mrs. Body's spirit is laid to rest. Stay tuned for the latest as this tragic tale of murder, mayhem and skirt hems unfolds!
This has been a highly speculative, completely unofficial, totally unsanctioned broadcast. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Re:Truth, or is it Lies? - 2009/07/26 00:24So it is widely agreed apon. the butler did it. i personally just thinks he wanted the maid for himself....men.....its the short skirt huh i just dont understand it...Peace, Love, Hate, and Anger......through balance there is Tranquility [size=2][/size][i]
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Re:Truth, or is it Lies? - 2009/08/02 01:25no no no it was mrs white she knows it to don't let her changing her hair color fool you that she is a cute blond it was all herBaron of Crimson Dawn Kurato Clan
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Blue Wolf
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Re:Truth, or is it Lies? - 2009/08/05 05:28what does changing your hair color have to do with murder?!Peace, Love, Hate, and Anger......through balance there is Tranquility [size=2][/size][i]
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Re:Truth, or is it Lies? - 2009/08/05 22:00shes trying to be a cute blond so ppl will look past the fact it was herBaron of Crimson Dawn Kurato Clan
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Re:Truth, or is it Lies? - 2009/08/10 15:30Are you all still fighting amongst yourselves? My my... I thought that by taking an extended spa stay this would have all blown over by now and we could get back to more... entertaining pursuits. It seems you all have nothing better to do than to point fingers at one another.
I'm not sure what all the fuss is over. Ms. Body is dead. So what? She was too uptight anyway, always looking down her nose at me and acting so high and mighty. Spent all of her time prattling on about how much better she was than the rest of us. I say good riddance.
Now... is anyone up for an evening of drinks and dancing?
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Re:Truth, or is it Lies? - 2009/08/28 17:49Madame,
I was unaware that the SPA allowed MEURTRIER; by your statement you have all but convicted yourself you COQUINE! I knew it was you all along. A MEURTRIER can only conceal there true COULEURS for so long before they are branded on her POITRINE.
I am sure that your INTOXIQUE greens keeper helped you hide the body Madame. As they say “an AMI will help you move, a PETIT AMI will help you move a CORPS!
I will be cleaning if anyone needs me. The Maid" I Live for this ShXXXt! ... Let's do it again! "
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