Ariston
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Re:Clan - 2008/07/28 00:40
This was my first Clan ever, and it was kick ass. Thank you Brennon and Meggido for making this possible, and everyone else that made it happen. And curse you rain for almost drowning half of us.
WARNING: This is a long ass list, so go take a dump or get a drink if you need it.
The Good:
Loptr's Kill-tacular spree in the original form of shenanigans jugging.
Many targets for me to tag with my bow, even if one of them was Margul's head. Sorry!
The bitchin' bardic and all the stories. And of course the No shit, there I was story.
All the knighting ceremonies I got to witness... Thanks for popping my cherry! (awkward!)
Getting to see that awesome siege weaponry that Oznog and the other guys from California made.
Thad firing off the ballista into the ditch field.
Watching "Le Bus" get stuck in the mud and laughing my ass off at it.
Meeting new people (thats a given)
The ditching (another given)
Joining up with Smiley's assassination horde to win the prize for Jynx.
Watching Jynx getting boffetted in (however you spell that word)
My girlfriend actually being able to come with me on our first Clan.
Skullband showing me the "proper" way to chop a log.
Brennon buying a shit ton of Dun Stag sodas for the whole camp. THANKS AGAIN!
Bashing down the castle doors with a giant log in the battle game.
Dominic jumping the castle wall and popping 4 guys before the other team knew what was going on.
My 150ft arrow shot that tagged an orc square on the chest from across the field at the start of the Peasant vs Orc battle game. Skill baby... skill (or maybe luck?)
Axgar and Margul's bidding war of the amount of people needed to take/hold the castle.
Finding out what FINALLY makes that damn grass grow... BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!
Having an archery war in the last battle game with Azrael. Damn good shooting man!
Playing Scout and finding I was not the target for magic users... YES!
Hanging with the crew from Westmarch.
Salty Taters!
Playing Thistledown's guitar hero on the DS. DAMN BATTERIES!
Monkey running half the ditch line... ON STILTS!
Monkey's sister Mary not wanting to junk stab me by the end of the event.
The drunk succubus that gave us cherry bombs and dragon's blood.
The sweet casino and the cost of the beers there. $0.20 a pop!!!
Taking only a dollar to get me drunk!
Loptr being an awesome guy to me and my girlfriend and letting her tag his tunic. Knight that guy already!
Fighting like a true Spartan and actually killing people. I told you all it would work. MUHAHAHAHA!
Getting a wake up call in the form of some guy playing Lord of the Rings on his flute. NOW THAT IS EPIC!
Not getting junk stabbed by Arsi (I think thats how you spell it)
The Bad:
Not getting to use the siege weapons in the battle games =(
Letting 2.0 and CJ talk me in to setting up my tent on a hill... wtf?!
The crazy drunken women robbing the blackjack table in the casino.
Almost being junk stabbed by Monkey's sister Mary.
Being told by Arsi that she was gonna junk stab me with her pole.
Finding out Loptr is going to junk stab me with a pole.
My balls being the target for many pole stabbing plots in the future.
Forest and Co. making out with dudes.
Sluffing... enough said.
Finding Dominic holding the log by himself trying to bash down the door in the first battle game. WTF?
Me practically breaking my hand while trying to smash down the gate.
Getting clubbed like a seal by Clolibus in a midnight ditch. Damn body mechanics!!!
My girlfriend whacking me square in the face in midnight ditching when the lights went out.
Waking up the next morning and finding its still raining.
Losing the last battle game and then finding out the orcs were doing an instant respawn. Bitches.
Knowing I still suck ass at fighting and have a long ways to go.
The Ugly:
THE DAMN RAIN!!!
The lack of signs directing us new comers to Clan.
Post edited by: Ariston, at: 2008/07/28 03:50
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