You know you'r in amtgard when... - 2008/03/18 20:24I'll start the list and you continue.
You know you'r in amtgard when...
You think fun noodle in water should be a crime.
you go to a costume stor to look for garb ideas.
Post edited by: Leon, at: 2008/04/28 19:10there is no good or evil, only the ambitions of man
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Re:You know you'r in amtgard when... - 2008/03/18 20:57You look at a broken chair and think "you know that would make a great shield blank".It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. --Aristotle
Patriotism: The willing act of putting one's life & well being at risk for politicians who are not similarly disposed.
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Azrael
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Re:You know you'r in amtgard when... - 2008/03/18 22:08Finding out that the girl you are hitting on is not a red bander, then breathing a sigh of relief. If not then quickly finding drinking buddy to back up your side of the story. Revelation 6:8 - And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. "Death is no respector of persons, it takes the babe and the mother, the flower and the tree."
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Re:You know you'r in amtgard when... - 2008/03/18 22:37...you find yourself calling "Back!" just before you intentionally punch someone from behind. (Sorry Glenn, at least I warned you )
...you forget that sewing things for fun isn't considered manly.
...you know what a red bander is.
Post edited by: Farlore, at: 2008/03/18 22:40Pain is only an illusion of the mind. If you can control the mind, you can control the illusion.
Thou shalt not be paid for thine methods, but for thine results, so thou shalt kill thine enemy at all costs!
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Re:You know you'r in amtgard when... - 2008/03/19 00:23...on the weekends you are petitioned for advice, looked up to by others, hold a position to make decisions, and people ask where you are if you don't show up. and, on the weekdays you ask people if they want to biggie size their fun pack super meal.Dragoon Strike First. Strike Hard. No Mercy. Hús Vetra Skald IMU
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Re:You know you'r in amtgard when... - 2008/03/19 01:52Grendel, you rule.
-WilliamI drink beer.
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Re:You know you'r in amtgard when... - 2008/04/27 00:07You've intentionally not used a site for an event because there was a sheep farm 2 miles away.
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Re:You know you'r in amtgard when... - 2008/04/28 17:05You watch action movies and constantly have the urge to yell out "Take your shots ya sluffing whore."If you understand, no explanation is needed. If you don't, no explanation is possible. Unknown Author
If you think education is difficult, try being stupid all the time.
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Re:You know you'r in amtgard when... - 2008/04/28 17:06You've come up with plans for a battle game from events that are strange and have nothing to do with amtgard.If you understand, no explanation is needed. If you don't, no explanation is possible. Unknown Author
If you think education is difficult, try being stupid all the time.
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Re:You know you'r in amtgard when... - 2008/06/06 09:15People don't even look up anymore when you bring a stick of fun noodle, a golf shaft, and tape to work.Quiet
Baron of the Northern Holdfast, August '08 -
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Re:You know you'r in amtgard when... - 2008/06/06 20:52You look at a Retro sofa's oppholstery and think "That would look good as a tabard""Let me explain this to you once. If I kill you: You will be awake, you will be facing me, and you'll be armed." -Malcolm Reynolds -Firefly "Your puch should begin in the soles of your feet and end in the back of your opponent's skull." -Tyr -Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda
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Re:You know you'r in amtgard when... - 2008/06/06 20:53You look at a plastic shopping cart and think "Goblin Siege engine""Let me explain this to you once. If I kill you: You will be awake, you will be facing me, and you'll be armed." -Malcolm Reynolds -Firefly "Your puch should begin in the soles of your feet and end in the back of your opponent's skull." -Tyr -Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda
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Re:You know you'r in amtgard when... - 2008/06/06 22:02Barthalemue wrote: You look at a plastic shopping cart and think "Goblin Siege engine"
Haha, Shimitsukai Cheddar?
...you can't stand when actors in movies swing at the other sword instead of the opponent.Pain is only an illusion of the mind. If you can control the mind, you can control the illusion.
Thou shalt not be paid for thine methods, but for thine results, so thou shalt kill thine enemy at all costs!
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Re:You know you'r in amtgard when... - 2008/06/06 23:17Just `cuase it came from Shim., It doesn't mean it's not a good idea. if you have seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail more times than you can count."Let me explain this to you once. If I kill you: You will be awake, you will be facing me, and you'll be armed." -Malcolm Reynolds -Firefly "Your puch should begin in the soles of your feet and end in the back of your opponent's skull." -Tyr -Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda
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