Rakis '06 Ninja Capture - 2006/07/27 23:23To ensure the safety of the Rakis attendees this year a full on assault was launched against the vile ninjas. These ninja had been plaguing the Rakis site ever since Arthon was spotted fully supporting ninjas at Rakis last year by becoming one himself.
these ninja were rooted in deeper than Kirschner wires, throughout the event numerous 'near catches' occured with cellular camera phones & digital cameras; but these bastards were damn slippery & wary of anyone that dared approach them w/out pretending they were invisible. A strange mammal to be sure.
Well folks, the day was late and the ninja capture team was feeling weary, it was at our most dire moment, when hope was nearly lost that our prayers were answered, for the ninja had come! they feasted at their table unaware of our plot, I turned to sergeant generals Forest and Jody during the feeding rituals - "look here boys, if we capture them now, they'll surely evade us - heck even if we were succesfull the masks have been removed for their grazing ceremony so it won't really count, but if we wait, yes if we wait Clint, wait for the opportune moment after they've gorged themselves on shinobi cakes and naruto pie, they'll put their masks back on; they'll be slow out the gate after being weighed down with sustanence, trust me and we will have our day men, we will have our day!"
and so we waited, and through surreptitious movements & strategy (plus a few daft distractions from Eggman and Forest) we crept upon them,
in the pictures that follow you may see some disturbing images, it is recommended those viewers who have not yet realized the ninja really are harmless not view the following. For those who have witnessed first hand a ninja capture is not always the most appropriate thing for small children to observe, I myself fell victim to a viciously sharp stab to my arm by the chin of the ninja I struggled against, but I soldiered on, as did my compatriots, as will you.
Remember that ninja don't have real feelings, and thus have no basic rights regarding current & past Geneva conventions. Do not weep for them, they've chosen their path in life, they've done this to themselves.
Last, bear in mind every ninja captured from their natural habitat and exposed for the harmless vertebrate they are results in more and more Amtgarders overcoming their own fears of ninja! Action slays dragons my friends, overcome your fear of these ninja and begin to live your lives! I present to you...
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Hoshi Akuma
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Re:Rakis '06 Ninja Capture - 2006/07/28 06:11Ninjas killed my cousin the leader of the Dragon Clan. Death to the all...or at least as many capturing and rounding them up as possible!When there is no light, there is dark; When there is no dark, there is light; When there is both dark and light, there is Bendu
Did they look like psychos? They were f%$#in' vampires. Psychos don't explode when sunlight hits'em, I don't care how crazy they are. - S
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Re:Rakis '06 Ninja Capture - 2006/07/29 19:41we felt like it got crowded all of the sunden tooRegent of Crimson Dawn Kurato Clan
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Re:Rakis '06 Ninja Capture - 2006/08/19 03:39lol... I knew it was going to happen eventully. But at our table... I should have known it was a moment of weakness.However mean your life is, meet it and live it; do not shun it and call it hard names. -Henry David Thoreau
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Re:Rakis '06 Ninja Capture - 2007/01/06 07:06No Ninja will ever to outsneak the Rogues & friends. well except maybe the ninja squirrels they are sneaky bastards.
Grendel what do you think the next ..."infestation" will be ninja's again or something even more.... vile.
Post edited by: ziddane, at: 2007/01/06 07:10Kota Kiaba Wolf cub
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Re:Rakis '06 Ninja Capture - 2007/01/06 15:51Ah ha ha... I know there is more pictures than that! The sad thing is that all of those pictures.... are guys in my household. I'm gonna have to kick them. But.... my friend in truevale has pointed out the fact that when 7 tenths of your clan are ninja that makes you a ninja clan. But don't worry.... the ones you've caught will be back next rakis.... so MORE KAOS INSUES!!!!Wolf Wu Tang Clan Kurato Clan
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Re:Rakis '06 Ninja Capture - 2007/01/06 15:54And if they wish to be ninja... then they shall be hunted as such. I offer the challenge to all of the great empire of the Iron Mountains. NO RETRIBUTION WILL BE PURSUED IF A KURATO NINJA IS CAPTURED!!!! If my ninjas are truly such... you will not find them.Wolf Wu Tang Clan Kurato Clan
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Re:Rakis '06 Ninja Capture - 2007/01/08 06:57i found a cool website that shows you how to make a ninja mask out of your tshirt....
maybe ill try the ninja thing out....
run around with my sword behind my back....
scare women and children by screaming " ASSASINATE!!!" all over the place...
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Re:Rakis '06 Ninja Capture - 2007/01/09 09:03Loup DeNoir wrote: And if they wish to be ninja... then they shall be hunted as such. I offer the challenge to all of the great empire of the Iron Mountains. NO RETRIBUTION WILL BE PURSUED IF A KURATO NINJA IS CAPTURED!!!! If my ninjas are truly such... you will not find them.
Since some of the Ninja Hunters have been Ninjas at point or another and know what to look for when a ninja is about, your ninjas might not have it so easy at hiding. Or at least one would hope they knew what to look for.Kota Kiaba Wolf cub
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Re:Rakis '06 Ninja Capture - 2007/01/09 15:47yeah, Dakota is right, you may try to sneak around suspiciously in all black and wearing a mask (oh no! what is that? I sense someone sneaking but I can't see them because they are dressed in all black in the middle of the day!) and you may be part of some 'cool ninja name type clan' like "Naruto Clan" or something, but you can't compare to the true power that comes with laying down the ninja mask and taking up real ultimate power in forms beyond cheesy halloween costumes/korean martial arts movies, when you can bathe in the blood of your enemies freely & without fear of retribution you might begin to understand what I'm talking about.
I won the salt wars assassin game without any mask or garb outside of the ordinary; it was pure guile, wits, skill, in the middle of the day time, that's mastery brother, mastery. I pwned so well Loptr was going to make me wear a cowbell the next year's assassin game.
you might steal flags, but I steal souls you dress in rags, riddled with holes painted by coals, crippled by your attachment to stereotype you worship the hollywood ninja - but it's just a prototype you're nothing but hype, another black ninja type waiting to die!
P.S. Edan, I got my second order of the mask for using that very picture you mentioned to turn my tshirt into a mask, along with some smoke bombs & some other fireworks, and some sweet assassin/ninja skillzDragoon Strike First. Strike Hard. No Mercy. Hús Vetra Skald IMU
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Re:Rakis '06 Ninja Capture - 2007/01/09 16:56ah ha ha.... (out of character I have to say the poem is pretty good) Very true, very true. The master ninja hide in plain sight. One of the basic rules of ninja. Point well taken. One that they'll have to employ if they wish not to be captured.
PS. And on the comparison to Naruto.... I just wanna point out that KURATO is part of a language I've been writing for about three years now. WAY before I even knew Naruto existed. Kurato means night in Arnic. Just so you guys know it's not some poser name. Naruto is good... but I wouldn't name my house after it.
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Re:Rakis '06 Ninja Capture - 2007/01/09 19:01Loup DeNoir wrote: PS. And on the comparison to Naruto.... I just wanna point out that KURATO is part of a language I've been writing for about three years now. WAY before I even knew Naruto existed. Kurato means night in Arnic. Just so you guys know it's not some poser name. Naruto is good... but I wouldn't name my house after it.
you're writing your own language called Arnic and you have a ninja clan named after Naruto?.. and in your language it means "night"? you should hook up with Shadowbane of the Tiger Clan and you could be unstoppable
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Post edited by: Grendel, at: 2007/01/09 19:24Dragoon Strike First. Strike Hard. No Mercy. Hús Vetra Skald IMU
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Re:Rakis '06 Ninja Capture - 2007/01/10 03:52Hey... I like my language. And I don't know any one else who has done something of that measure in their spare time. NOT named after Naruto.Wolf Wu Tang Clan Kurato Clan
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I'm gonna have to kick them. But.... my friend in truevale has pointed out the fact that when 7 tenths of your clan are ninja that makes you a ninja clan. But don't worry.... the ones you've caught will be back next rakis.... so MORE KAOS INSUES!!!!
